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Congestion Pricing: Fuck Your Car
Friday, April 4th, 2008

Cars are for lewd sex acts, and fast get-aways, not city living.

1st of all you don’t drive well.

2nd of all your car is wack. Espicially if it isn’t.

And 3rd, you don’t need to drive to the city. You want to drive to the city.

Park in the boroughs and train it in guy.

You Tripple parking,

Non signaling,

Road raging,

Gas guzzling,

Lazy, Fat, and Ugly Motorist.

Learn some defensive driving skills .

Never-mind. Just kill yourself.

FUCK BOSTON in the FACE
Monday, March 3rd, 2008

I will be traveling to Boston, Mass. for all 9 of the Yankees/RedSox games at Fenway Pahhk this season.
There are 9 in total, 3 in April (11th, 12th, 13th), 3 in July (25th, 26th, and 27th),
and the last 3 of the regular season in September, on the 26th, 27th and the 28th.
You are welcome to join me.
Should be fun, and better than smoking weed (all day).

Spanish thugs in the city say “nigga” way too fucking much!
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

and not in the good way.

Never Not Working
Thursday, January 17th, 2008

You say that 120 people were evacuated. You can’t evacuate people, I mean you can if you want to, but that’s not what you want to say here.
Monday, January 7th, 2008

I love me some The Wire.

New York’s gone soft
Monday, November 19th, 2007

Are you rocking the wrong shit the right way?
Are you letting RedSox fans slide every day?

Are you working to live?
Or do you shop on Riv?

Or are you living to work?
Unlike the trust-fund jerks.

Did you move away?
Except for Holiday?

Are you hanging with Rambo?
And pretending you didn’t know?

Did the Cops bust your lip?
Or was it a handlebar flip?

Do you rock lots of flare?
Or not even care?

New York’s gone soft.