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Owen Wilson? YEAH RIGHT

Wilson was reportedly discovered by a family member
after slitting his left wrist and taking “an indeterminate
amount of pills,” according to Star Magazine.
He was then apparently taken to the hospital in serious
condition, where his wrist was sutured and bandaged,
the tabloid reported.

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13 Responses to “Owen Wilson? YEAH RIGHT”

  1. winmychainhangslo Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    I say it’s a cover up…he’s in there getting his nose fixed. He looks like Ellen Degeneres

  2. FRANK YIZZO Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    he should of called for assistance.fucking dumb actors/

  3. IBLACK Says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    the royal tenenbaums…………

  4. ghgggggggggggggggggggggggsmoke weed Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 12:05 am

    letha brains bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  5. Naw Son Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 12:50 am

    I think he took Get Me Bodied, way to literal

  6. al Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    You might as well take more pills and save your wrist the scar. Or slit both wrists and save the pills. Make up your mind Owen. Damn!

  7. WEST COAST CHRONIC SMOKE Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    half ass attempt because hes a pussy. kurt cobain shits on this nigga.

  8. al Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Just remembered this. I give it a 10 on lyrics:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5_K8HW0TKY

    Suicide it’s a suicide
    Budabuyby
    Suicide it’s a suicide

    So you wanna die, commit suicide
    Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
    Far as life, yo it ain’t worth it
    Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
    The trick didn’t work
    Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth
    After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
    Gun down the captain for no fucking reason
    And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
    Get behind your wheel and crash the car
    Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
    confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
    Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
    BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
    You fucked up chicken, now you just got fried
    Cause it’s a suicide

    Hey you little rich kid, what’s your beef?
    Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief
    You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep
    Your pop’s got endz, but yo he’s mad cheap
    Maybe you’re a bastard child you think
    Mom and dad are white and you’re dark as ink
    Maybe you’re Sicilian with a tan
    But you hate lasagna and the pizza man
    Now you stand on the grave digga locked and
    You’re singing the blues about the rough life you’ve got
    Not
    You don’t wanna live no more
    I guess you’re really ready for the grave yard tour
    When you get home just fill up your windows and you doors
    Turn your oven on high for about four hours
    Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye
    You gassed yourself ’cause it’s a suicide

    Yep
    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again
    Life moves pretty fast
    If you don’t stop and look around every once in a while
    you could miss it

    Verse Three: RZA

    Six fucking devils stepped up playing brave God
    Had the fucking nerve to try and enta my grave yard
    I’m the Ryzarector, be my sacrafice
    Commit suicide and I’ll bring you back to life
    The first was convinced
    Stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head can explode
    Second said hmmmm that’s good but I can top it
    Put an ax up to his head and then he chopped it
    Blood shot out in every direction
    The rest didn’t know what to do, I made suggestions
    Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
    Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
    Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
    Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
    Three and Four fell deep into spell and
    Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion’s den
    Number Five said it ain’t worth being alive
    Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cynaide
    The only one to escape was number Six
    He went home
    Sat in the tub and slit his wrists
    Yeah, more graves to dig. Goodbye
    There’s no need to cry…
    … cause we all die

  9. s.poe Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 11:53 pm

    I HEARD HE TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF BECAUSE HE WAS STARTING ANOTHER FILM WITH

    BEN STILLER NEXT MONTH. CAN YOU BLAME HIM? I JUST SAW 5 MINUTES OF

    PERMANENT MIDNIGHT AND I WAS LOOKING FOR THE RAZOR ( I KNEW WHERE THE PILLS WERE )

  10. LYNX Supreme Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 7:08 am

    LOL

  11. ????????? Says:
    September 3rd, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    owen wilson is featured on lil wayne’s i feel like dying remix, look it up on youtube music fans

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