You punch in at 8:30 every morning
except you punch in at 7:30 following
a business holiday unless it’s a
Monday and then you punch in at eight
o’clock! You punch in at 7:45
whenever we work extended day and
you punch out at the regular time
unless you’ve worked through lunch!

Punch in late and they dock ya!

Incoming articles, get a voucher!
Outgoing articles, provide a voucher!
Move any article without a voucher
and they dock ya!

Letter size a green voucher! Folder
size a yellow voucher! Parcel size a
maroon voucher!

Wrong color voucher and they dock
ya! Six-seven-eight-seven-zero-four-
niner-alpha-slash-six! That is your
employee number! It will not be
repeated! Without your employee number
you cannot cash your paycheck!

Inter-office mail is code 37! INTRA-
office mail is 37-dash-3! Outside
mail is 3-dash 37! Code it wrong and
they dock ya!

This has been your orientation! Is
there anything you do not understand?
Is there anything you understand
only partially? If you have not been
fully oriented — if there is
something you do not understand in
all of its particulars you must file
a complaint with personnel! File a
faulty complaint… and they dock
ya!

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