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  1. oh my god Says:
    May 6th, 2007 at 8:25 pm

    folks is catchin’ some emotions
    and a i got a couple other notions
    es aint only getting waxed, cause snot is usin’ lotions
    wack ends of planks
    cause you eat dick like ballpark franks
    but i’ll let the next verse play out in the words of shabba ranks:

    nna me fi bed me no want Alfred
    me no want Tony
    me no want Ted
    me no promote Mama Man
    I leave Mama man fi dead
    BAM BAM! me lick a shot on a mama man’s head

  2. s.poe Says:
    May 6th, 2007 at 9:51 pm

    ((((((((((((CRICKETS))))))))))))))
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  3. but hey Says:
    May 7th, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    i gotta a “handy sign”
    its “es, give up the rhyme”
    and to be fair
    focus less on hair
    and consider giving exercise a bit more time

  4. s,poe Says:
    May 7th, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    bottle rocket with no report
    weird obsessive fan retort
    youre grasping for any straws
    jocking my hair, weight, or balls
    I could always shave or run some laps
    but you will always gonna be stuck in a trap
    because having mental issues is
    living in a jail made up of brain tissue
    and youre locked up every minute of every hour
    hoping to stab me in the chowline or the shower
    thinking your cutting me like a razor
    but you aint nothing but a peter gazer

  5. but hey Says:
    May 7th, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    you started out strong but lost focus
    still rubbin’ your legs like locus’?
    i have been a fan
    but you i can’t stand
    thats why you get whipped like soy moca’s

  6. s,poe Says:
    May 7th, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    your metaphors
    are tight like granny drawers
    you used to be a fan?
    you really are a stan
    writing irrational letters
    to your elders and betters
    but an even funnier joke is
    rhyming focus locus and soy moca’s
    its no wonder you wanna be uknown
    most wonderbread wannabe ive known

  7. but hey Says:
    May 8th, 2007 at 10:42 am

    whole wheat to multi grain, its no wonder
    you’ve been marked for every blunder
    your clumsy rhyme studder
    gets spread like peanut butters
    and the cheese you spit is from under

  8. butt hay the black knight Says:
    May 8th, 2007 at 11:14 am

    he said soy moca’s. hahhaha
    he said peanut butters hahaha

  9. but hey Says:
    May 8th, 2007 at 11:38 am

    yo steve, when you gonna chime in.
    like a babies head do on a hyman?
    thats why im rhymin’
    don’t be pathetic
    check the prophetic
    i know, my raps are just too damn athletic
    your like a super fly weight aganist a heavy
    its like german engineering in a chevy
    nova
    scotia head lox
    your still inside the box
    chicken, like pox
    gettin’ strapped like jocks
    yah door knocks
    who is it
    my shit is just too exquisite
    but you got paid a visit
    of minimum wage
    when i sky page
    and burn your ass like sage
    engage,
    wit the masses
    and rip shit like intestinal gases and wooden hall passes
    you must need some glasses
    you read brail from the brass knuckle lumps?
    carving yah portrait outta maple tree stumps
    your like garbage dumps
    you stink
    get smacked in an eye blink
    you fall short of my high jink
    its like bringing ice skates to a roller rink

  10. Donald Hall, Poet Laureate Says:
    May 8th, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    babies chime in on a hyman (sic)?
    the hymen is broken at thhe loss of virginity and
    long gone before the baby head emerges,
    thus this line it makes no sense
    german engineering in a chevy nova?
    wouldnt that be considered an improvement over detroit’s
    lackluster 70’s engineering?
    truly an awkward simile
    there is no such thing as nova scotia head lox
    again, no sense
    being paid a visit of minimum wage i guess means your adversary
    was greanted an audience of $5.15 ?
    very confusing.
    do you still sky page?
    i guess being on minimum wage limits your wireless choices
    how does a wooden hall pass rip shit?
    perhaps people are violated this way at prep schools nowadays?
    you must find common themes we all can understand.
    Brail (sic) is a system where the blind read raised bumps on a page.
    Brass knuckles wouldnt make the patterns necessary to be legible
    and more to the point a blind person wouldnt wear glasses
    again, your logic is damaged and confused.
    carving a portrait would be a tribute, so I dont understand its use here
    your (should be you’re) like garbage dumps, you stink
    clearly evocative!
    A high Jink is a single instance of merrymaking,
    you have obviously been making merry for many a post.
    “falling silent” instead of falling short would be more understandable
    it would show your foe is at a loss to resond to your effrontry
    and finally (thank jah) bringing ice skates to a roller rink -
    is no way to demonstrate a mismatched battle. after all,
    one, with enough skill, could skate with blades on a hardwood floor
    I’m sorry little moron, but you really stink like mashed up baby shit

  11. Anonymous Says:
    May 8th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    thank you donald hall
    but have you been escorted to many a bathroom stall?
    you apall, cause my structure breaks the law
    you need to play the wall
    but you gotta lotta gall
    cause you aint even donald hall at all

  12. Anonymous Says:
    May 8th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    so i thank you kindly steve
    what else you gotta up yah sleeve
    please return to the battle
    replace the horse and not the saddle
    cause an alias won’t won’t achieve, that which can not be done by steve

  13. Anonymous Says:
    May 8th, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    breaking down my verses is fucking retarded
    come back and finish what we started
    you make a good foe
    i’ll kill you slow
    then you can play the dearly departed

  14. euro-b-girl Says:
    May 10th, 2007 at 2:51 am

    What do you write,familiar? Is it dope piecing styles, ya, do you have pictures on the interlink blog? Where are you from? I’m reside in Oslo, Norway. Would you like to exchange photo’s? Are you familiar with yousendit.com? Its ein new method for FTP? Yah, you know FTP?

    Maybe we trade e-blackbooks? My collection is phat big. I can tell you real good rapper? Do you step into the cypha, or just e cypher? I think both are ok today in global hip hop culture. I think computer cam makes whole new cybercypher!

    Maybe I try to rap, since I already Euro Queen of 4 elements, time to make it 5.

    EuroBGirl makes american toys look so stupid
    take that last line and then you can loop it
    you can’t breakdance like half of france
    and I bet there are shit stains in your pants?

    I can do a headspin whilen I doen a burner
    you hVE NO UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE you slowmind learner
    you shouldn’t have got kicked out of montessori
    becase since then your life is so sorry

    I show my face, all over the placce
    I’m never scared to queen the human race
    anyone who is rappen on the computer
    but won’t show there papers is a pooper

    Even i know that
    3000 Kilometres away
    if you step to euro-b-girl
    you running out the wayy

    So to all tough typaz and euro gripers
    time to step up to the plate
    and remove your diapers.

    Not dissin anonymous yo! Just random american stupids!I liken anonymous, he seems real clever, like a lever, and I bet he thinks he loses never.

  15. Anonymous Says:
    May 10th, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    it aint about the losses
    its all about who flosses
    euro-trash
    for euro-cash
    the exchange rate is high on special sauces

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